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F​*​*​K You It's Christmas FREE

by Jason Bieler

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F**K you it's Christmas, I hate your shiny lights F**K you it's Christmas, your shopping and your fights With your Frosty and Rudolph and silver and gold With your sweet little stories all told by the old Your Dancer and Prancer and balls hung with care Your candlelight vigils your sad little prayers F**K you it's Christmas, your trees an all your malls F**K you it's Christmas, your garland and your balls With a chubby old man bringing toys for the tots Three thousand small babies all covered in snot Bicycles, tricycles, cripples and poor Little baby Jesus curled up on the floor F**K you it's Christmas, your Apple iPad 2 F**K you it's Christmas, your Kindle Fire too Herme and Yukon and Bumbles that speak Eight racist reindeer who pick on the weak The obesest of Santa's and tiny little elves Candles and ornaments lining the shelves F**K you it's Christmas, let's celebrate the day F**K you it's Christmas, so jolly and so gay Family and friends all gathered 'round the hearth Custom wrapped presents all sent from the heart Your uncles and aunts and your great grandma to Have the greatest of Christmas' Hanukah too. F**K you it's Christmas F**K you it's Christmas F**K you it's Christmas F**K you it's Christmas
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My small way of making your holidays a wee bit brighter...NSFW

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released December 19, 2014

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A post-apocalyptic troubadour with a penchant for the sonically grotesque.

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